The Company Operating Facility’s septic tank overflowed on Wednesday. Within an hour’s time, my company’s bay was inundated with sewage and the entire building smelled like poop (and, keep in mind, it’s 100 degrees outside.) It was a nasty ordeal. As luck would have it, I was the highest ranking soldier present…and I instructed my privates to use kitty litter from the janitor’s closet to obstruct the flow of sewage.
As you can see in the above pic, we only saw limited success.
Bonus: I had a date that night.